Evo V2 Shorts

Perfect shorts for training

These have become my favorite shorts. The fit is awesome, don’t change these shorts. The origin v3 do not fit as good as the V2. The origin shorts used to be my favorites.

Looks great

Do you even do legs?? If you do, you've inevitably had a difficult time trying to find clothing that fits. Can you squat in your jeans? Deadlift in your chinos? Well, what about just normal athletic gear that is supposed to work for everything all the time...? Nope, fails me every time too.

There is something about a short that moves gracefully up and down your thigh like being caressed under the table at a fancy Italian restaurant. When the creases of the short reveal just the right amount of quad to tease but not let in too much air, you know you've struck gold. The V2s get out of the way for deep knee bends with 3 reds on either side but stay fresh after a disgusting amount of assault bike intervals. Booty sweat stains? Not even an issue. The fabric is that amazing blend of soft and stretchy that feels like how we imagine 2042 will be.

Gotta run to the store after gorging your quads at the weight buffet? No issue there either, as the sweet side pockets fit phones and wallets just right and don't have any of that annoying 1990s swimsuit mesh that your keys get caught in.

Is the sky out today? Then the EVO V2 will fit your needs!